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ER11186 : 4.98£IN STOCKPenis Pasta is a fun thing to have at a bachelorette party.
8.8 oz
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ER11187 : 6.19£IN STOCKDelicious liquid sin in a tube.
150 gram
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ER11208 : 8.42£IN STOCKCandy G-String.
Sexy lingerie comes in a variety of materials. Lace, satin, sugar... hang on? Sugar? Yes, as mad as it may sound, it's absolutely true; this g-string is made entirely out tiny sweets – 330 of them to be exact – all intricately strung together to make the kind of underwear you'll never find on the high street (unless you live in Amsterdam.)
The pastel coloured sweets that make up the Candy G-String are the classic fizzy kind we all loved as children. But there's nothing ‘sweet and innocent' about this g-string; in fact, we'd go as far as saying it's downright naughty. Which is exactly what we like about it.
There are all sorts of possibilities to explore with the Candy G-String. It's guaranteed to satisfy anyone with a sweet tooth, which will satisfy the wearer even more. It also gives after dinner treats a whole new meaning, and like another famous brand of confectionery, we're pretty sure you can eat it between meals without ruining your appetite...
The Candy G-String makes a great gift, whether as a novelty for hen nights and parties, a saucy present for a special lady, or a way for the two of you to treat yourselves. The only snag is you're never going to be able to walk past the Pick ‘n' Mix counter again without a big grin appearing on your face.
Does not contain nuts (or at least we hope it never will.)
Content: 145 gram
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ER11214 : 8.42£IN STOCKCandy bra.
Sexy lingerie comes in a variety of materials. Lace, satin, sugar... hang on? Sugar? Yes, as mad as it may sound, it's absolutely true; this bra is made entirely out tiny sweets, all intricately strung together to make the kind of underwear you'll never find on the high street (unless you live in Amsterdam.)
Our Candy G-String has been a massive success, so to give you the option of a matching lingerie set, we hunted down the Candy Bra. Like the g-string, it's made up of pastel coloured sweets we all loved as children. But there's nothing ‘sweet and innocent' about this over the shoulder boulder holder; in fact, we'd go as far as saying it's downright naughty. Which is exactly what we like about it.
There are all sorts of possibilities to explore with the Candy Bra. It's guaranteed to satisfy anyone with a sweet tooth, which will satisfy the wearer even more. Also, the typical man seems to find undoing a bra more difficult than completing a Rubik's cube with one hand behind their back. This bra you can just nibble away.
The Candy Bra gives after dinner treats a whole new meaning, and like another famous brand of confectionery, we're pretty sure you can eat it between meals without ruining your appetite. It makes a great gift, whether as a novelty for hen nights and parties, a saucy present for a special lady, or a way for the two of you to treat yourselves. The only snag is you're never going to be able to walk past the Pick ‘n' Mix counter again without a big grin appearing on your face.
Content: 280 gram
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ER11269 : 8.42£IN STOCKCandy posing pouch.
Forget silk, lycra or leather – the only material for fancy pants these days is sugar. Yes, as mad as it may sound, it's absolutely true. After the success of our Candy G-String, we decided the boys deserved a chance to get in on the act, and to give their other halves a sweet treat. For a new way to give your package appeal, you can't beat the Candy Posing Pouch.
The Candy Posing Pouch is made entirely out of the tiny pastel coloured sweets we all loved as children, intricately strung together to make the kind of underwear you'll never find on the high street (unless you live in Amsterdam.) Okay, pastels might not be the most masculine of colours, but if you're wearing a posing pouch made out of sweets, it's a bit late to be worried about that.
We've skirted around the issue a bit, but we're sure you've all thought of one rather obvious use for this particular item of underwear. There is a certain bedroom activity that rather disproves the adage ‘it is better to give than to receive'. With the Candy Posing Pouch, you can sugar the pill a little, as it were. Just make sure you're dating someone with a sweet tooth...
The Candy Posing Pouch makes a great novelty gift, especially if paired with the Candy G-String for your other half, giving you both something nice to nibble on. The only snag is you're never going to be able to walk past the Pick ‘n' Mix counter again without a big grin appearing on your face.
May contain nuts (if you can fit them in).
Content: 210 gram
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ER11298 : 6.19£IN STOCKA garter belt with a lacy look made candy that tastes divine.
Makes an ideal gift for any occasion. The perfect gift for the perfect partner!
Content: 60 gram
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ER11352 : 8.86£IN STOCK120g box of 10 plain chocolate nipples filled with Mint Fondant.
More than a mouthful is a waste, as they say, but you can be sure that there is going to be no waste with these tempting after dinner treats. They are the perfect naughty sweet for those special occasions too! Each chocolate is lovingly crafted into a perfect nipple shape and filled with a sumptuous mint fondant. You are sure to enjoy these sweet creations at any time of the day or night. Each box contains ten delicious mint filled nipples that are sure to satisfy even the most voracious appetite. The smooth centre oozes out as you bite into the tasty chocolate shell. If you prefer your nipples to have a little more firmness then you can always stick them in the fridge. Don’t gobble them all up on your own though – everyone can enjoy these nipples with you!
120 gram
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ER11353 : 8.86£IN STOCK120g box of 10 plain chocolate willies filled with Mint Fondant.
More than a mouthful is a waste, as they say, but you can be sure that there is going to be no waste with these tempting after dinner treats. They are the perfect naughty sweet for those special occasions too! Each chocolate is lovingly crafted into a perfect willie shape and filled with a sumptuous mint fondant. You are sure to enjoy these sweet creations at any time of the day or night. Each box contains ten delicious mint filled nipples that are sure to satisfy even the most voracious appetite. The smooth centre oozes out as you bite into the tasty chocolate shell. If you prefer your willies to have a little more firmness then you can always stick them in the fridge. Don’t gobble them all up on your own though – everyone can enjoy these willies with you!
120 gram
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ER11358 : 5.3£IN STOCKPeppermint Peckers is a lovely embossed metal tin containing minty little willy shapes. A great little talking point to have in the car or on yoru desk
What can we say? These represent our devilish side! Little penis peppermints are smartly packaged in an attractive metal tin. 100 gram.
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ER11359 : 5.3£IN STOCKNo matter how you slice it, nibbling on nipples is a fun treat -- and these peppermint, breast-shaped candies will even freshen your breath. Excellent for bachelor/bachelorette parties or a lighthearted gift. Also check out the popular penis-shaped Peppermint Peckers. 100 gram.
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ER11361 : 4.41£IN STOCKYour candy dish can be a bit more risqué when you fill it with these colorful, tasty gummy candies, featuring the whole package - penis and testicles. Note: we claim no responsibility for the corny puns and comments that may ensue from guests.
150 gram
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ER11362 : 4.41£IN STOCKGummy jelly boobs in assorted flavours. Something to chew over while you're on the way to work. Perfect for office presents, stag night silliness and general sweet booby hilarity! The perfect gift for Valentine's or any adult occasion.
A box full of fruit flavoured jelly sweets shaped like a pair of breasts.
Sure to bring a smile!
150 grams
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ER11365 : 7.97£IN STOCKOur rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that valentine's breakfast!!
Why not serve up a big willie burger or a sweet penis pancake, and set the mood for the day...
Erotic and eggciting!
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ER11439 : 22.21£IN STOCKEach Chocolate Clone-A-Willy kit contains everything you need to create an exact milk chocolate mold of any penis. The Chocolate Clone-A-Willy kit makes a unique and fun gift for Valentine's Days, anniversaries, holidays, bachelorette parties, and more.
1. Mix water with specially timed molding power.
2. Insert your willy into the molding tube until it solidifies.
3. Pour the rubber into the mold.
4. Wait 24 hours and remove your new replica.
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ER11459 : 15.09£IN STOCKThe Clone A Pussy allows any woman to immortalize her vaginal lips just like the porn stars.
Make an exact chocolate replica of your own labia. All of the Clone-A-Pussy kits are designed to allow any woman to make a completely accurate chocolate replica of the outer portion of any vagina from the comfort and privacy of her own home. Everything contained in the kit is medically tested, simple to use, and completely safe for the novice molder. All that's required to make your very own, professional-grade pussy molded directly from your own vagina is a Clone-A-Pussy Kit and water.
All the ingredients are neatly packed in a compact, lightweight box with everything necessary to create a complete replica of an actual vagina.
Safe, non-toxic, non-allergenic, no latex.
1. Mix the molding powder with water.
2. Pour the mixture into the specialized molding scoop.
3. In a seated position at the end of a chair, press the Specialized Molding Scoop against your vagina and hold for 2-4 minutes.
4. Pull away mold and fill with rubber or melted chocolate or... try glycerine soap, juice for popsicles or candle wax.
6. Slide out a copy of your own Chocolate Pussy.
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ER11487 : 10.6£IN STOCKThe Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensual way to indulge your sweet tooth.
Each pack contains one chocolate flavoured and one strawberry flavoured liquid which is good to eat and apply easily.
Using the pens is a romantic way to create fun messages that are for your partners eyes only. Once read, you must destroy the evidence. Do this in the most delicious way possible by slowly and sensually licking it off. Try not to get too carried away or your partner will make you eat your own words.
Each Body Pen set comes with two pens, one chocolate and one strawberry to suit your mood.
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ER11817 : 17.76£IN STOCKDust then lick your lover with this cotton candy flavored body powder in a jeweled-designer bottle with marabou feather top.
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ER12079 : 2.63£IN STOCKCandy with strawberry and sparkling wine flavour.
Ingredients: sugar, glucose syrup, water, citric acid (E330), artificial flavourings, colouring agents (E129, E171)
A sweet for two that invites fun moments and ends with sweet kisses.
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